Liverpool gets porn room on the NHS

Liverpool NHS has spent a record £7,500 on high tech equipment to play blue movies – to aid their patients in obtaining sperm samples in an ambitious project with private partners North West Fertility.

The luxury porn suite features flat screen TV’s, computer equipment and some rather risqué movies to replace the mags with pages stuck together, according to The Sun.

This top spend by the Fertility centre is a huge contrast to those meanies down in Cornwall who spend just £5 per year on visual stimulation, or worse – IVF Wales that relies on… donations???

Simon Cowell Wants an Xpole in his Bedroom!

Britain’s Got Talent

The latest episode of ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent saw the amazing Alesia Vazmitsel give an incredible performance on an X-Stage Xpole and to say the judges were impressed would be an understatement.

“Technically fantastic!” – Simon Cowell

If you missed the show, you can watch Alesia’s performance now:

And guess what? Simon Cowell and Amanda Holden want to put Xpoles into every home!

Holden said:  “I want every home to have one!” whilst Simon Cowell said he would buy an Xpole for his bedroom.

How about buying one for your home gym then Simon and showing us all some amazing pole tricks?!

Bringing some respectability to The House

Erotic Home Videos £7.99

Sometimes when the conversation turns to politics, you just want to switch off – but now that British Porn Director Anna Span is running for parliament perhaps politics will get a bit more interesting.

Anna (real name Anna Arrowsmith) has directed several hundred hardcore sex scenes and has made several programmes for Television X – but that hasn’t been enough to satisfy her.  Now the award winning adult film director is the prospective Lib Dem candidate for Gravesham, Kent which will make an interesting change for the residents who currently reside under a Conservative MP!

Well, Anna is certainly well qualified, a graduate of St Martins she holds a Masters in Philosophy and she is a keen campaigner for anti-censorship and Women’s rights.

If elected Anna will certainly bring a new angle and lease of life to British Politics; and we say good luck to her.

If you’re interested in making your own porn movies at home, you can buy Anna’s book Erotic Home Videos here priced £7.99.

Paris Hilton Caught Buying Sex Toys

Apparently Paris Hilton has been “caught” buying sex toys in Las Vegas.

Caught?

Caught?!!  As in Caught Red Handed?  Gawd anyone would have thought she was stealing them or something.

I bet Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are just thrilled at having their bedroom antics broadcast all over the internet.

But anyway, just to show you that celebs explore bondage too, they bought some leather wrist cuffs and a tickle kit whilst they enjoyed flirting and giggling together and shopping for something naughty but nice.

Original story here.

And don’t worry celebs – if you’re planning a visit to Passion in Cardiff we don’t snitch on our customers!