Travel sex toys
When you’re off on your travels there really isn’t any need to leave your sex toy at home! We bought a few glasses of wine, and spent an evening with some ladies that travel to get you some top tips from some well travelled friends who never leave home without theirs…
Jane, age 27 is a full time mum from the UK.
Sharron, age 41 is a PR manager for an agency.
Hazel, age 41 works in retail.
Probably the biggest fear any woman will have about travelling with her sex toy is getting her bag searched at Customs or a security checkpoint. Our ladies said:
Jane: Heaven forbid if that ever happened to me, I’d cringe like crazy… I think I’d die!
Sharron: With my job I travel a lot, so there’s no way I am going to spend lonely evenings without Craig [her partner] in my bed! I need my regular dose of pleasure girls! If I got searched and they discovered my rabbit? I’d simply look the security officer in the eye and tell them that it’s MY toy and brings me hours of pleasure! I bet they’d flock to the nearest cyber caff, get straight online to an adult shopping site to order one on the way home from work!
Hazel: Yeah, I mean if you check them with your luggage, who is gonna even see it? Its only likely you’d ever get a search as you go through the exit Customs anyway, and they’re only interested in goods to declare so I think the risk of getting caught out is pretty low.
Jane: They use those x-ray things though don’t they? They can see the whole contents of your bag!
Hazel: Yeah honey, but remember they use those for your carry on luggage. That’s why you need to check them with your luggage!
Sharron: There’s one thing you should remember though girls. Really… Always. Always. Remove the bloody batteries before you pack it!
It’s true. Numerous vibrating sex toys have caused security alerts at airports in the past. Along with electric toothbrushes of course! So yes, Passion agrees that you must double check that you’ve removed the batteries before you pack the toy!
Jane: I’ve seen a vibrating duck that could travel without anyone really knowing what it was! I think I’ll take one of those…
Hazel: You could also pack a lipstick vibrator because it looks more like make-up than a sex toy! I’ve got one of those and it’s feels quite nice for those special little places… If me and Keith [her hubby] go away for a weekend we always take toys or nice creams with us, and make it into a bit of a weekend! He once even ordered bondage gear and had it delivered to the hotel.
Sharron: Easy tiger! Wow now your secrets are coming out! Who’d ‘ave thought, our Keith…
Hazel: [sniggers] Oh yes. He may look innocent but he’s a bit of a romper in the sack!
Jane: I’ve had an idea! You could get a travel eye mask and use it as a blindfold!
Sharron: You’re learning girl! Go for it.
PASSION Top Travel Picks
Lily Rechargeable Massager: Looks innocent. Has a built in battery but it also has a travel lock to prevent unwanted activation once its safely packed in your bag.
Spice Vibrating Lipstick: Most authentic looking lipstick vibrator that will mingle in amongst your make-up!
O-Gasm: Neatly packed into its own box, this is a disposable vibrator for two, so you don’t have to bring it back home with you.
Duckie: Looks just like a childhood toy, but it has a hidden secret… turns into a buzzing-buddy at the flip of a switch. A sponge duck is also available for bathtime fun.
Have your toys gift-wrapped for free and pretend its a present for a friend!
And finally… if you’re travelling with kids and really worried, you could take along a novelty vibrator such as Octopussy or Chef Frenchie, who’d innocently mingle with the Lego! But Pleeeeeze don’t forget to retrieve him immediately upon arrival at your final destination!
