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Adult Birthday Card! Adult Humour! No. 228  £1.60 


BIRTHDAY BOY!

'Did you know that the average vagina is 8 inches deep... While the average DICK is 6 inches long?...'

The message inside reads, '...this means there's about 15,000 miles of spare PUSSY knocking about somewhere! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'

Badge included, 'Women are like condoms - they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your KNOB!'

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