Birthday Girl? When you're out celebrating tonight remember the ideal man is a ?SHAG??
That's Sexy, Handsome, Attentive, Guy.
Unfortunately most men are BASTARDS?
?That's Bad At Sex Terrible At Relationships Drunken Shits!
Have a great birthday!
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