Inflatable Wife

Inflatable Wife, a low maintainence partner for a stress-free, easy life.

Fed up of wasting all that valuable time traipsing round shops? Then look no further, Klutter is proud to present this, the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. That's right, NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought and that's exactly how much of your wage packet she'll spend each week on her ?essentials?. True, our product doesn't cook, can't read a map and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get man-time with your friends, or you can watch the footie uninterrupted.

So go on, revolutionise your workd, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words? ?Snuggle up balloon features!?

? Totally silent

? Wastes no time

? Spends no money

? Toilet seat is always up

? Won't crash your car

? Totally faithful

? Floats